oomshi: stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg
fl-werbomb: beavercop: 1. The meaning behind my URL 2. A picture of me 3. Why I love my bestfriend 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life...
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satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
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alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier:
Dropping your phone.
sodamnrelatable: The first time: The next few times: After a million times: After a billion times:
5 of My Studying Tips That May Be Useful
psych-facts: Neurolove’s General Studying Tips Plans Studying Tips To Help Improve Your Memory Going to College/University Freshmen Tips 9 Tips To Help You Focus Simple Exam Studying Tips Regarding Fatigue
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made